Dinner Discussions

Tonight, as I was standing in the dining room, Maceo walked over and tapped me in the crotch. "What's your penis's name, Daddy?" he asked. "What?" I asked. "Does your penis have a name?" "Uh-hunh," he responded. "Leo." "What should mine's be?" I asked. "Magnus," he said decisively. "What's your penis's name, Mama?" he asked, turning to Kate. "You choose," she said. "Annie," he said with the same air of certainty. "What's Cassius's penis's name?" we asked him. He thought it over and then announced, "Judith!"