Chaperoning Hell

I recently chaperoned Maceo's kindergarten class on a field trip to the zoo.  For some, er, odd reason, there was a surprising lack of chaperones and thus I had three kids in my charge - Maceo, Tre and Xavier.  At no point were all three within eyesight nor not running.  At no point did I not want a cocktail.  At no point did I look at my watch and think the minutes were zooming by.  Next time, Nick chaperones, dammit.